You guys… It’s so cold in here, I could cut glass.
I’m not even kidding.
It seems Winter hath arriveth, with great force and vengeance.
And in Vancouver, that means sopping wet, windy and dark.
The moisture just gets into the bone. And not in the sexy way.
I’ve taken to seeking refuge indoors, locked far away from the windows that make up one full wall of my apartment, with the heat cranked, and donning hand-knitted socks from this gem & sweaters that are so old and pilled and stretched out, they have no business being seen anywhere but the dark-by-4pm corners of my laundry room. With the door firmly closed.
TMI: Sometimes I feel the same way about my vagina.
Uhhh…. Awkward…?
Basically I’m just trying to keep cozy and not freeze my nipples off. Or have them poke an eye out. Because let’s be honest – when it’s this chilly and you have girls as – ahem, ample – as mine, it’s a real risk.
Much like having trouble finding dresses that fit in the waist, the bust AND the ass. Or accidentally recreating a scene from Baywatch while on vacation. Or letting one slip out in an unfortunate wardrobe-malfunction to get free french fries at the drive-thru, at 3am, after consuming oceans of whiskey.
Totally hypothetical, by the way.
I’ve also stored away the Summer Mint Cucumber & Smoky Jalapeneo Margaritas , Gin Old Fashioneds and Sparkling Rhubarb Shrubs in favour of more cozy drinks like the Winter Wonderjam Whiskey Smash, Fire Cider Hot Toddy and Nog-Casian.
Oh yeah! And today’s recipe: A maple whiskey sour with sage simple syrup.
Cozy? Hell yeah. Boozy? You betcha. Likely to land you in one of the afore mentioned precarious situations? It’s entirely possible.
Cozy is clearly the over-arching theme of this post. That, and inappropriate jokes about my breasts. And it was inspired by a group of bloggers I consider dear friends. The Connecting Over Cocktails club (#FBCConnectingOverCocktails). These peeps got mad skillz and I’m so grateful they’re part of our community. I really do have the best friends in the world – they’re supportive, talented, inspiring, challenge me to do and be better both on the blog and in life, and best of all, like to socialize over 1 (or 8) drinks. And I’m thrilled to share their “cozy” concoctions with you here today as well. Feel free to rub up against them – I do. They like it.
Other “Cozy” Connecting Over Cocktails Recipes #FBCConnectingOverCocktails
(if links aren’t yet active, please revisit them later today – we’re all in different time zones so there may be a slight delay…)
Caramel Apple Sangria | Dana @ Killing Thyme
Vanilla Pomegranate Mulled Wine | Justine @ Justine Celina
Foamy Blanket: Rum Nog Sour | Jared @ The Hesitant Chef
Night Heron | Sean @ Diversivore
Winter Spice Maple Infused Hot Toddy | Jen @ Mud On Her Boots
Sinful Boozy Orange Hot Chocolate | Cassie @ Crumb Kitchen
Champagne Pomegranate Spritzers | Taylor @ The Girl On Bloor
And if you want to cozy up to my ass (literally or figuratively), find me on Instagram or Pinterest or Twitter or Facebook. I’d love to have a drink with ya! And so would my ass. Though steer clear of my tatas – you’ve been justly warned.
Maple Whiskey Sour with Sage Simple Syrup
Prep
Cook
Total
Yield 1 serving
Ingredients
For the Sage Simple Syrup:
- 1 C water
- 3/4 C pure maple syrup
- 1/2 C fresh sage leaves
For the Cocktail:
- Juice of 1 lemon (approx. 2 shots worth)
- 1 shot simple syrup
- 2 shots bourbon or rye whiskey
- 1 egg white
- Ice
- Garnish to serve: Lemon twist + bourbon soaked cherry (optional)
Instructions
Make the Sage Simple Syrup:
- Place all ingredients in a pot over medium-high heat on the stove. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Remove from the heat and let cool. Strain into a clean non-reactive container (i.e. a mason jar) and keep for up to 1 week in the fridge.
Make the Cocktail:
- Place all ingredients except the garnish into a cocktail shaker or mason jar. Cover tightly. Shake for 30 seconds as fast and as hard as you can. Be careful if using a mason jar that you don't break the glass with the ice.
- Strain into rocks or coupe glasses and garnish with a strip of lemon zest and if using, a bourbon cherry.
Notes
When slicing the zest off your lemon, make sure you remove any white pith on the under-belly of the zest - it's very bitter and you don't want to drink that.
Teresa
November 25, 2016 at 11:11 AMI love sours and this one seems particularly appropriate for the cold, wet weather we’ve been having. I’m reluctant to brave the outdoors lately. I’d much rather stay in with one of these.
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Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:29 PMThat’s totally fair Teresa. I accidentally got caught in a serious downpour this morning on my way to the coffee shop. Stay inside. Drink. Be merry π
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Pallavi Gupta
November 25, 2016 at 11:12 AMAbsolutely gorgeous! I am an occasional drinker but I think I will try this for sure. Very interesting flavor combination. Thanks for the recipe π
Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:30 PMPallavi! It’s wonderful to hear from you lady π Thanks for taking the time to stop by and say hey…. Hey back. Enjoy the drink!
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The Finer Cookie/Kim
November 25, 2016 at 1:55 PMKristy, beautiful recipe and gorgeous post. Your my favorite bourbonator. Keep up the good work.
Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:31 PMHAHAHAHA you have no idea how much that means to me, Kim. You’re my favourite cookie! π
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Annika
November 25, 2016 at 5:11 PMWow! I can’t even follow a recipe properly and you are inventing cocktails! This one looks awesome! And yes, I know all about the moisture getting to the bone… you’ll know even better when you get to middle-aged like me! Lol!
Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:32 PMWell, to be fair Annika, it was a good day. On bad days I just chuck leftovers in the microwave and hope for the best π Keep warm lady!!
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Jen
November 26, 2016 at 6:16 AMI literally spit my coffee out while reading this. The cocktail looks lovely. You, my friend, are totally hilarious.
Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:32 PMBAHAHAHAHAHA I’m glad I’m not the only one who I amuse Jen π xo!
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Justine | JustineCelina.com
November 26, 2016 at 10:51 AMThis is such a stunning cocktail, Kristy! I love the sound of the sage maple syrup — it’s a unique combination that I can only imagine is extremely delicious. It was a pleasure collaborating with you and I’m off to pre-order your book this weekend. Cheers, lady!
Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:34 PMIt was extremely delicious Justine! A little bitter but I like bitter flavours – especially in cocktails. I’m really not a sweet kinda gal… Except my personalty of course π I’m so so happy to collaborate with you (and not just because you bought my book – thank you from the bottom of my glass for that by the way)…. You’re amazing and inspiring to me.
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Sean
November 26, 2016 at 3:49 PMAlright. So I grew up in Edmonton. Winter was cold and snowy, and I was not particularly down with that. Now I’m in Vancouver and the temperature is a lot more to my liking. I don’t even mind the rain. But the DARK. WHAT. THE. HELL. Nobody told me to expect this. It’s like the cloud cover is so low, so grey, and so thick that the sun just rolls on over, hops back into bed and says “SCREW IT.” You know when you find that one corner of a room, behind some furniture or a curtain, or in a room you never use (hah, as if I could afford to have an unused room), and it’s dark and dusty and vacant and there may-or-may-not be a spider chilling out, hairy little legs neatly tucked in? That’s Vancouver in November. And we’re all the spiders. Hairy legs and all.
It’s a kickass cocktail Kristy (jeez, that could be the title of your next book). Love the sage, love the photos, love the maple. Proud to call you a collaborator and a friend. Cheers.
Sean recently published…Night Heron
Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:38 PMLike Jen said above, Sean, I literally just spit out my coffee reading this. Or at least my tea.
IT IS GOD DAMN DARK ALL THE TIME and we are TOTALLY spiders!!!!! I’m now living in a 480 square foot apartment downtown and there are not many places for 8 legged spiders to hide – especially since my hairy-ass legs are taking up all the room. Because let’s be frank: Until the clouds clear up and the sun comes back, I’m hibernating in the dark corners of my teeny-tiny apartment. With lots of these cocktails. And an entire bathtub FULL of your Night Heron (Espresso & Cocoa Cocktail with Hazelnut Milk – hellooooo!!! Come to mama!) …. I’m so honoured to be your friend, collaborator and fellow person who can’t afford any unused room π
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Diana L
November 26, 2016 at 6:29 PMJust in time for the holiday season. I’m sure the girls will love one of these when them come over.
And I finally have an excuse to crack open my bourbon cherries. Cheers!
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Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:38 PMHell yes you do Diana! Open those badboys and gobble em up! (that’s my professional recommendation…)
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Becky
November 28, 2016 at 5:14 AMI’m gonna need you to come fix that for me please. My version of cocktails is to just pour bourbon in a glass. Not as fancy, but definitely still good.
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Kristy Gardner
November 29, 2016 at 1:39 PMhahahahahahahahahaha I LOVE your version of cocktails Becky!! I’m coming over. You pour me a big girl glass of bourbon and I’ll make you one of these. Deal?
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Cassie | Crumb Kitchen
November 30, 2016 at 2:27 AMOkay, I’ve only been to Vancouver once and it was thankfully in the summer, but for realβis it that cold because of moisture?! This is such a foreign (and fascinating) concept to me. But luckily you have that AMAZING looking cocktail to keep you company! π Your photos are absolutely stunning; I feel like we’re bundled up in some cozy, dimly-lit bar or something. So fab. Great collaborating with you, Kristy!
Kristy Gardner
February 18, 2017 at 11:14 AMAw thanks Cassie. that means a lot to me. I’m ALWAYS stoked to collaborate with you, my friend. Cheers!
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Lu Ann @ The Cup of Life
December 2, 2016 at 9:54 AMI don’t drink often, but when I do, whiskey sours are my go to! So this recipe is definitely going to have to be tried by me π I hope you stay warm!
Alice
December 21, 2016 at 1:18 AMIt’s the same for me. I will try this recipe on Saturday. I hope it will be as delicious as it looks π
Kristy Gardner
February 18, 2017 at 11:16 AMOh Alice! I hope you enjoyed the drink. Cheers miss!
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Kristy Gardner
February 18, 2017 at 11:15 AMThanks Lu Ann! I love a good whiskey sour. I hope you’re keeping warm and dry too!
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Markus Mueller
December 2, 2016 at 4:46 PMI’m no good at mixing drinks, which is why i usually stick to cooking the food and leave the liquor aspect of the meal up to my brother in law during family gatherings.. This collection of recipes has me wanting to try them all though!
Kristy Gardner
February 18, 2017 at 11:16 AMAw thanks Markus!! I appreciate that. I also appreciate a solid division of labour. Nicely done! haha
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Evelyne CulturEatz
December 4, 2016 at 7:11 AMCold bone humidity…a bad thing. This cocktail sounds fab, will be a runner in my pick of the one I make on dec 24th. OK is this a regular thing this #FBCConnectingOverCocktails, and deets somewhere π ? And to finish off with a cruder TMI comment: you made me want to curl up in your vag for a moment…ok tmi again π I am cold right no OK!!!
Kristy Gardner
February 18, 2017 at 11:17 AMHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that’s what my vag is for, Evelyne π hahahaha.. Too funny!
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Kristen @ The Endless Meal
February 17, 2017 at 9:08 AMMaple sage simple syrup = brilliant! I’m so making this tonight for my welcome to the weekend bourbon sour. π
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Kristy Gardner
February 18, 2017 at 11:17 AMOh yay! Cheers friend – I hope you enjoy the drink (we should meet up for one soon, too – it’s been too long!)
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Kristen @ The Endless Meal
February 24, 2017 at 11:54 AMAbsolutely! It has been way too long.
And this drink was AMAZING. My sister made it for me when I came home from snowboarding last week and we *might* have had a few.
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